i was very very bored so i killed 40 minutes with this...
| Ultimate Survey (377 questions long) |
| time started: | 2:23 PM |
| full name: | Sarah Elizabeth Margaret Mary Beutter |
| nickname(s): | SarahB, Beutter, Curlz |
| birthday: | 08/16/1984 |
| where were you born: | South Bend |
| zodiac sign: | Leo |
| height: | 5'3 |
| weight: | 120 |
| hair color: | brown |
| eye color: | brown |
| shoe size: | 7 |
| ring size: | 4 1/4 |
| skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): | freckles, tan |
| blood type: | wow thats a new one and I have no idea |
| grade: | outta school |
| GPA: | graduated with a 3.4 |
| siblings: | Steph, Hannah |
| tattoos: | nope |
| piercings: | ears |
| hobbies: | shopping, journaling, picture taking, BEACH |
| favorite |
| color: | pink |
| food: | wheat pasta |
| candy: | none really |
| type of cheese: | swiss |
| pizza topping: | pepperoni |
| salad dressing: | tomato/bacon (Kraft makes it) |
| sandwich: | turkey with swiss and lettuce and tomato |
| cereal: | Lucky Charms |
| fruit: | apples |
| vegetable: | carrots |
| berry: | straw |
| cake: | chocolate |
| book: | The Bible |
| movie: | Shrek |
| magazine: | People |
| newspaper: | Chicago Sun Times |
| tv show: | Raymond, I Love Lucy |
| website: | hhmm...www.insidethemovement.com |
| radio station: | Pulse, U93, the Bear |
| font: | wow, um NY times |
| cartoon character: | Tigger |
| artist (painter): | DaVinci |
| actor: | Owen Wilson/Tom Hanks |
| actress: | Jennifer Aniston |
| cd: | Passion 2006 |
| song: | Gone |
| music group: | TobyMac and the Diverse City band |
| music type: | anything pretty much as long as its somewhat tasteful |
| day of the week: | weekends |
| month: | August |
| season: | summer |
| holiday: | Christmas |
| shampoo: | Pantene Pro V Brunette Expressions |
| conditioner: | Ditto to above |
| number: | 168 |
| phrase: | I can do all things through Christ who strenthens me |
| store: | Target |
| weather: | hot and sunny with NO clouds |
| restaurant: | TGI Fridays |
| channel: | 16 (NBC) |
| teacher: | Mr Hartman |
| weekend activity: | Beach/shopping |
| hangout: | Lo's |
| house color: | hhmm...cream w/ bricks |
| sport to watch: | football and track |
| sport to play: | basketball, soccer, football, ok ill lay anything i love it all |
| animal: | hhmm...dogs |
| flower: | red roses |
| guy's name: | Nels...its unique |
| girl's name: | Renaye |
| board game: | Boxers or Briefs |
| party game: | see above |
| story from childhood: | oh boy...red rover and chipping my tooth |
| body part: | calves, shoulders, arms, ankles, wrists |
| have you ever |
| been on a train: | yuppers |
| been on a plane: | yuppers |
| been in a car accident: | yuppers |
| caused a car accident: | nope |
| run into a wall: | yup |
| burned a potato chip: | um no |
| almost burned the house down: | heck no |
| smoked: | n/a |
| been drunk: | yes |
| been high: | nope |
| broken the law: | ive sped before so i guess yes |
| burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): | n/a |
| kissed someone of the opposite sex: | um yes |
| kissed someone of the same sex: | my girls of course |
| frenched an animal: | eeeeewwwwwww need i answer that |
| made out: | yes |
| had cyber sex: | nope |
| gotten engaged: | yes |
| had an online relationship: | kinda but thats how it started not online anymore |
| been rejected by a crush: | yes |
| loved: | yes |
| made yourself cry to get out of trouble: | nope, ok wait im a girl so yes |
| cried in public: | yes |
| cried over a movie: | yes |
| fallen asleep in a movie theater: | yes |
| given someone a bath: | yup my doggie |
| been to a boarding school: | nope |
| been home-schooled: | nope |
| lost a valuable item: | yup |
| bungee jumped: | nope |
| skied: | nope |
| met the president: | nope |
| met a celebrity: | yup |
| gotten a cavity: | nope |
| shopped at abercrombie & fitch: | yuppers |
| made a prank call: | nope |
| skipped school: | n/a |
| faked sick to get out of school: | yuppers who didnt |
| purchased something that you knew didn't fit: | nope |
| climbed a tree: | yuppers |
| fallen from a tree: | nope |
| broken a bone: | nope |
| sprained anything: | heck yes |
| passed out: | yuppers |
| made yourself pass out: | nope |
| been to disney world: | yuppers |
| been to a theme park (not disney): | yuppers |
| said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): | yes |
| made a model volcano (working model): | nope |
| made a clover leaf with your tounge: | nope |
| past |
| what did you do yesterday: | went to church and hung out with my sister |
| memory you miss the most: | Nels and hanging out |
| memory you want to forget: | Dave |
| something you regretted after it was done: | moving back home |
| the last |
| song you heard: | where'd you go |
| cd you bought: | GCC service a few weeks ago |
| thing you said: | i am bored |
| time you cried: | 2 nights ago |
| movie seen in a theater: | Over the Hedge |
| thing you ate: | Arbys Roast Beef |
| person who called: | Roger |
| nail polish shade worn: | pink |
| time you showered: | 6:40 AM |
| person who complimented you: | hannahB |
| at this moment |
| what are you listening to: | the AC, and me typing |
| what are you wearing: | jean capris, tan flip flops, a fleece hoodie w/ a striped shirt |
| what are you thinking: | i am bored to tears i wanna go shopping! |
| what are you scared of most: | nels getting shipped to Iraq |
| how many people are on your buddy list: | oh gosh well only around 70 |
| future |
| occupation: | wife/mom |
| marriage site: | undecided |
| honeymoon: | somewhere tropical |
| place to live: | wherever the wind takes us |
| kids: | 2 |
| car: | truck or small SUV |
| what are you doing tomorrow: | BEACH |
| do you think george bush will be reelected: | he cant |
| will there be a wwIII: | yes |
| will politics ever be truthful: | no |
| will humanity snuff itself out: | no |
| can the gov. be changed: | yes |
| friends |
| best friend: | Em, Jeanna, Tara |
| funniest: | Lo |
| silliest: | Linds |
| loudest: | Aaron |
| quietest: | Richie |
| craziest: | Kate |
| calmest: | Stephanie |
| skinniest: | Marie |
| best secret keeper: | Jeanna |
| worst secret keeper: | not saying |
| the one you have but don't want: | no one i can think of |
| smartest: | Jen |
| preppiest: | Em in a good way though |
| peppiest: | Cara |
| most hyper: | Tara at times |
| hottest: | my boyfriend |
| weirdest: | all fo us |
| biggest pervert: | ok i have 2 pple in mind but the mouth is staying shut |
| most annyoing: | no one really |
| shyest: | lil sis hannah |
| most religious: | hinkel |
| do you believe in |
| heaven: | yes |
| hell: | yes |
| angels: | yes |
| devil: | yes |
| god: | God, yes |
| buddha: | no |
| aliens: | no |
| ghosts: | no |
| spirit (soul): | yes |
| soulmates: | yes |
| reincarnation: | no |
| love at first sight: | no |
| karma: | eh |
| love in general: | yes |
| luck: | no i believe in God |
| yourself: | yes |
| crush |
| who and when was your first crush: | 7th grade steven seidl |
| any now: | my boyfriend nels |
| a celebrity crush: | nah |
| who do you want to be with right now: | nels |
| whos number do you want: | no ones |
| who do you want to kiss: | nels |
| what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: | give up so easily |
| if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: | nels |
| on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: | 8 |
| first thing noticed about the opposite sex: | height, hair, eyes, body |
| what do you look for personality-wise: | funny, charming, nice, spirit |
| biggest turn on: | cute smile |
| biggest turn off: | flaunting, cocky, arrogant |
| something thay weat that turns you on: | not sure... |
| something they wear that turns you off: | clothes that sag to their rear ends |
| the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: | when i get married |
| the most romantic thing that has happened to you: | roses on my birthday last year |
| what do you wear on a coffee date: | whatver nels doesnt care |
| is it right to flirt if you're taken: | nope |
| is cyber cheating: | yes |
| are eyes the passegeway to the soul: | um, sometimes |
| who would you like to take to the prom: | nels but we are done thi h.s. thank goodness |
| do you want to hug somebody right now: | of course i love hugs |
| do you know what an aphrodisiac is: | hhmm... |
| describe |
| mellow: | calm |
| melancholy: | happy |
| the perfect date: | bliss |
| the perfect mate: | what makes me happy |
| how m&m's are made: | i have no clue |
| why manhole covers are round: | hhmm...so u dont get stuck on a corner |
| one or the other |
| coke/pepsi: | neither |
| sprite/7-up: | neither |
| boxers/briefs: | briefs |
| gold/silver: | gold |
| vanilla/chocolate: | chocolate |
| flowers/candy: | flowers |
| book/magazine: | book |
| tv/radio: | radio |
| glass half empty/half full: | half full |
| democrat/republican: | neither |
| colored pencils/markers: | marker |
| coffee/tea: | neither |
| sun/moon: | sun |
| day/night: | day |
| hot/cold: | HOT |
| dog/cat: | dog |
| button/zipper: | zipper |
| cotton/feather pillow: | feather |
| blue/purple: | blue |
| plumber/trashman: | haha |
| jeans/shorts: | jeans |
| long distance relationship/none: | long distance relationship |
| mechanical/regular pencil: | mechanical |
| matt/ben: | neither |
| that 70's show/simpsons: | simpsons |
| kelso/eric: | kelso |
| donna/jackie: | donna |
| bart/lisa: | bart |
| romeo/juliet: | juliet |
| romantic comedy/thriller: | thriller |
| nsync/bsb: | bsb |
| peanut butter/jelly: | jelly |
| waffles/pancakes: | waffles |
| letter/email: | email |
| florida/california: | cali,t hen florida :) |
| pizza/burgers: | pizza |
| hat/visor: | hat |
| football/rugby: | rugby to play football to watch |
| iceskating/blading: | blading |
| movie at home/in theater: | in theater |
| first thing you think of when you hear |
| yellow: | file folder |
| red lipstick: | not me |
| socks: | i dont like em |
| cowtipping: | whats that |
| moulin rouge: | walked out |
| greenland: | finland |
| iceland: | graceland |
| harry potter: | series |
| red: | pepper |
| blackberry: | fancy cell phone thingie |
| rose: | red |
| rooster: | annoying |
| taxes: | annoying |
| bill clinton: | annoying |
| whipped cream: | yummy |
| george w. bush: | run for the hills |
| lollipops: | mmmm |
| dreams: | nightmares |
| love: | nels |
| guys: | nels |
| south park: | never seen it |
| boy bands: | eh |
| pengiuns: | cute |
| girls: | em |
| thong: | that thong th th thong |
| death: | scared |
| spoons: | spooning! |
| junk mail: | annoying |
| dairy: | milk |
| panties: | v.s. |
| your father: | dad theres a bug! |
| pizza: | papa johns |
| britney spears: | go away |
| vitamin: | c |
| are you |
| happy: | yes |
| sad: | no |
| religious: | yes |
| bitchy: | what girl isnt |
| crazy: | yup |
| messy: | sometimes if im rushed |
| mad: | nope |
| slacker: | haha when im bored yes |
| nerd: | in title yes other stuff no |
| bookworm: | sometimes |
| jock: | yup |
| preppy: | can be |
| selfish: | nope |
| giving: | yup |
| obsessive: | about some stuff yes |
| violent: | no |
| calm: | yes |
| peaceful: | yes |
| mellow: | yes |
| eccentric: | um no |
| caring: | yes |
| untrustworthy: | no |
| loyal: | yes |
| patriotic: | yes |
| perverted: | no |
| colorful: | yes |
| artistic: | sometimes |
| miscellanoues |
| what color is your jacket: | tan |
| do you shave: | yes |
| where: | legs, underarms |
| what color is your razor: | uuhh purple gray adn turquiose |
| what size is your bed: | twin |
| what color crayon would you be: | pink lemonade |
| what are the last four digits of you phone number: | 6023 |
| feelings on abortion: | n/a |
| how lond does it take you to shower: | 20 minutes sometime faster |
| what does your screenname mean: | curlz=nicknam beut=1st 4 letters of last name 168= bday backwards 20=age when i got aim again |
| thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: | whatever |
| who so you trust the most: | God |
| is cussing a necessity in life: | no |
| how about coffee: | no |
| is the world screwed: | haha only if we think it is |
| what something you cant live without: | nels's hoodie and pics |
| what time did you fall asleep: | 9:55 |
| know what 69 means: | yes |
| how about 143: | thats a new one and i dont care to know |
| can you live without a microwave: | yes |
| what do think about death: | eh kinda scary |
| where and when do you want to be married: | not sure/when God provides the right time |
| do you want to drop out of school: | not in school |
| why is the sky blue: | something to do with the light reflecting off the ocean |
| what is a good trait about yourself: | my laugh |
| what do you always think about: | shopping, beach |
| what is wrong with your school: | ha...hhmm where to sart with my highschool |
| what is right with your school: | being a t.a. |
| how do you react to change: | well |
| do you talk to yourself: | haha all the time at work |
| what is your opinion on love: | i am in love |
| can you afford to lose weight: | sure |
| what color would you dye your hair: | blonde |
| best thing anyones told you: | i look pretty |
| what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot: | uh yeah and...heres my bf have a chat with him |
| does being psycho appeal to you: | no |
| if you wrote a book, what would it be about: | my so called normal life |
| what would you change your name to: | Sari |
| longest crush lasted how long: | i have no clue |
| tme finished: | 3:04 PM |
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| Measure Your Fears - Would You, Wouldn't You, You Did |
| Pet a snake: | I did |
| Spend a week in an empty room: | I would, but I'd go nuts |
| Ride in a hot-air balloon: | I would |
| Sky dive: | I certainly would |
| Sing in front of a huge audience: | I would NOT |
| scuba dive: | I would |
| Sit in the front seat of a roller coaster: | I did and I will again |
| Deliver a baby: | I would if I had some training 1st |
| Swim across the Amazon River: | I would NOT |
| Change careers: | I would |
| Disappear for a long period of time: | I would |
| Walk through the forest alone at night: | I would NOT |
| Join a space mission: | I would |
| Tell everyone what you honestly think of them: | I would, then run quickly, j/k |
| Call off your wedding: | I would NOT |
| Walk naked through New York City for 10 minutes during rush hour: | I would NOT |
| Walk up to Mike Tyson and call him a girl: | I like my ears so therefore I would NOT |
| Disarm a bomb: | if i knew what I was doing |
| CLean the outside windows of a skyscraper: | I would |
| Draw a mustache on the Mona Lisa with a permanent marker: | I would NOT |
| Go on tour with Elvis: | I would |
| Go swimming during a thunder storm: | I did |
| Preform surgury on your best friend: | I would NOT i love them too much |
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eeewww gross!
So this wins the Gross-Out Ribbon for the month of May~
In 2004, 2 workers at a North Carolina fast-food restaurant were found using the KITCHEN SINK to take BUBBLE BATHS after work.
The men were caught when they took photos of each other bathing in the dishwashers sink and had the shots developed at a local photo shop (they were so smart werent they ;) )
...at least they werent working on their tans under the heat lamps (shivers)
funky quiz
Q1) Last thing you burned while attempting to cook? um...
Q2) What is one good trait you have? I love to be there for friends and do whatever it takes to at least just get them to smile
Q3) How long does it take to get ready for your day? im up at 645 and out the door by 735 am
Q4) Where do you live?South Bend
Q5) How many people have you thought were "the one"? there were times i thought maybe...but i didnt know what i was talking about...but i will say 1
Q6) What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex? stalker like qualities, when they wont leave you alone
Q7) Who is the funniest person you know? oh wow...my little sister or aaron or laura, but all of us are funny at times
Q8) What's in your CD player right now? mix a little bit of every genre i enjoy listening to
Q9) What do you like about the neighborhood you live in? dollar general is only 1 minute away
Q10) What are you hoping for? nels to make it through boot camp and august to get here quickly
Q11) What kind of toothpaste do you use?i have no idea i buy whatever sounds good probably crest something or other
Q12) What time do you usually go to bed? when it calls me
Q13) Last movie you saw? in a theater walk the line (wow that was almost 3 months ago) at home...im not sure nels and i watched a ton of movies while house sitting
Q14) Last TV show you watched? The King of Queens
Q15) Tackiest thing you have in your house? no idea
Q16) What movie do you find funny that most others don't? um lets see...i dont know lol, i guess i havent watched one in awhile lol.
Q17) Who do you have a crush on? my boyfriend =)
Q18) What time is it right now?2:26, i am finishing up my lunch...yeah i tried to take it from 1230-130 but i got interrupted...this is why yo uleave the office for lunch
Q19) Are you planning a vacation/travel?yes a few...san diego/oregon/cedar point in august, a few weekend trips to pensacola to see nels in the fall, and something fun for new years just not quite sure where
Q20) When/Where was the last time you traveled? hhmm...id have to say last monday to the wonderful midway airport
Q21) What hair color do you like in the opposite sex? im not picky, but im not looking either
22) How old will you be in 10 years? 31...wow ill be over the hill well sorta lol
Q23) Where do you see yourself in 10 years? married, 2 kids, nice house, volunteering at my church on a more regular basis, and just living the good life in Christ
Q24) Sinful snacking weakness? vanilla wafers
Q25) Roller Coasters? heck yes
Q26) Ever run out of gas? nope, ive had a few close calls though
Q27) Ever been on a train? yes they are so awesome, unless u are taking the metra the day of a cubs game...way too crowded
Q28) Ever been on a blind date? yes, a few, i got good stories lol
Q29) Ever been to Europe? yup Germany...its awesome i plan to go back sometime
Q30) Do you have a ritual before bed? journaling to nels, praying and reading a verse from the bible
Q31) Projects you would like to start/finish? o good grief...i guess try to figure out what to do with all my clothes
Q32) Ever been arrested? nope
Q33) Have a crush on anyone you work with? nope
Q34) What is something you believe in? God, myself, Nels, family, friends
Q35) What is something you fear? bugs, snakes, emu's
Q36) Big or small? big hugs, small fights, big bowl of ice cream, small plate of dinner (haha yeah i took it and ran with it)
Q37) What is the worst physical pain you have ever experienced? when i hurt my knee playing basketball...o my why did i get up adn try to play more, why?
Q38) What is your favorite television show? i have a few Raymond, King of Queens, Deal or No Deal (thanks bubba)
Q39) Ever photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture? i wouldnt even know how to do that at, and i dont have time to do that, and i am beautiful just they way i am (at least thats what nels says)
Q40) Tell us something about your childhood? i was the tomboy, only girl on the block, haha i ruled the neighborhood, the boys all did what i told them to, it was great lol..
Q41) What would it cost you to flash the person next to you? so so so so so much money i think shed laugh but be offended all at once...and then id have to leave work for good id never be able to show my face again
Q42) Best time to catch you in a good mood? right after i talk or think about nels, right after church, right after i serve in the nursery, right after i eat ice cream
Q43) Name one perk you have? i can look up anyone tax info or weird stuff like that in stjoe, elkhart, cass, tippecanoe, or howard county
Q44) Do you play an instrument? clarinet
Q45) What instrument would you like to learn? drums
Q46) Ever been on a horse? i love horses, many many times
Q47) Favorite kind of ice cream? vanilla with hot fudge
Q48) What song are you listening to right now? im waiting for the help(less) desk to call me back so nothing
Q49) If you could sucker punch one person who would it be? oh man wow...wow, good question...oh my, i just cant choose 1...
Q50) Would you like to tell us one of your secrets? um i don tknow what pple do and dont know about me...lets see i now sleep with 5 pillows and 5 blankets on my bed...thats all i got lol
some cute jokes...i needed a pick me upper today~
Elderly Proposal
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. Now, one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?" After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered. "Yes. Yes, I will." The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?" He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. No even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her. First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?" He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart." Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me."
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A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
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Elderly Man Sued for Stopping at Stop SignSeptember 9, 2002 - Atlanta, USAIn a case possibly first of its kind, 67 year old Arthur Thompson is being sued by 32 year old Lynn Manaouski for stopping at a 4-way stop sign. In her statement she described how she came up to the intersection leading into her downtown condo, and rear ended the driver in front of her due to his 'complete and full stop'. She continues to say that of the almost 2 years of living in that particular condominium complex, she had not once been behind someone who had made a full stop at the stop sign, and that his inability to be 'consistent with typical driving patterns' caused the accident. As a result, she is convinced that Mr. Thompson is directly responsible for the accident and should be held accountable for all incurred costs of repair to both vehicles. When reminded that it is the law to make a complete stop at a stop sign, her abrupt response was "I am quite capable of deciding when it is a good or bad time to stop my vehicle."
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Man Sues Coffee Shop for Ice Mocha MishapAugust 26, 2002 - Michigan, USAAfter spilling an iced coffee beverage onto his lap while driving from a local coffee shop drive-through a Michigan man is now suing the shop for $800,000 in damages and mental anguish. The man claimed it was a "traumatic experience" that has negatively altered his life in many ways. He claims that he was unaware of the frigid temperature of his Ice Mocha or he would have taken better precautions with handling the beverage. The coffee shop owner said during our interview, "Anyone who doesn't know the temperature of a drink that has the word 'ice' in its name has much more important things to worry about than a moment of discomfort due to his own negligence. He sustained no physical harm, there were no damages to his vehicle or possessions except a brown stain on his pants, which I am sure is something he is used to."
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Man Gives Up On WomenApril 10, 2003 - Atlanta, USAAtlanta native auto mechanic Michael Ross publicly declares that he has given up the life long struggle to figure out what women really want. This came after a recently published report estimating American corporations had spent over $1 billion dollars in 2001 to determine what want women want from their products and marketing, and had largely failed. "If combining rooms full of highly skilled experts and truckloads of money can't figure these women out, how on earth is the typical blue collar man with $28,000 after tax dollars a year supposed to?" said Mr. Ross during an interview with Atlanta news reporters. "It may be that these women themselves have no idea what they are looking for or what will win them over. Many admit to having the exact same qualities in one man be endearing, while in another, off-putting." Mr. Ross's web site has generated over 32,000 letters of support from other men in its guest book since his announcement earlier in the day.
Owner of Perfect House Lives in CarSeptember 18, 2002 - Baltimore, USAIn fear of possibly disturbing the perfection that is his house, Donald Manison has been forced to live in his 1998 Dodge Caravan. “I became obsessive, everything in the house was so photo-perfect that I was eventually scared of walking on the carpet in fear that I might disturb the direction of the carpet threads.” Magazines wanting a glimpse and photos of the perfect house were limited to viewing through opened ground floor windows. When asked how long he will continue his present lifestyle he replied, “If living in my mini-van is payment for a perfect house, I’m willing to pay.”
Elderly Man Sued for Stopping at Stop SignSeptember 9, 2002 - Atlanta, USAIn a case possibly first of its kind, 67 year old Arthur Thompson is being sued by 32 year old Lynn Manaouski for stopping at a 4-way stop sign. In her statement she described how she came up to the intersection leading into her downtown condo, and rear ended the driver in front of her due to his 'complete and full stop'. She continues to say that of the almost 2 years of living in that particular condominium complex, she had not once been behind someone who had made a full stop at the stop sign, and that his inability to be 'consistent with typical driving patterns' caused the accident. As a result, she is convinced that Mr. Thompson is directly responsible for the accident and should be held accountable for all incurred costs of repair to both vehicles. When reminded that it is the law to make a complete stop at a stop sign, her abrupt response was "I am quite capable of deciding when it is a good or bad time to stop my vehicle."
Worlds Cheapest TipSeptember 1, 2002 - Arkansas, USAAn Arkansas primary school teacher has been declared the worlds cheapest tipper after ordering more than $250 worth of food and drinks for his wife and self and leaving a 5 rupee tip. Rupee, an Indian currency, is worth approximately 0.02 of an American dollar. When questioned the man replied, "I had just returned from a trip to India and I had mistaken the coins for more valuable American currency." Relaying this to the offended waitress she responded, "His excuse is weak, since when would you be cracking out foreign coins (that do not even resemble American money) as a tip for a $250 dollar dinner? There is no way with a bill like that you would use coins to tip at the customary 10%-15%, and even tipping at something like 3% would still need bills. His tip wasn't even a percent!"
Man Sues Coffee Shop for Ice Mocha MishapAugust 26, 2002 - Michigan, USAAfter spilling an iced coffee beverage onto his lap while driving from a local coffee shop drive-through a Michigan man is now suing the shop for $800,000 in damages and mental anguish. The man claimed it was a "traumatic experience" that has negatively altered his life in many ways. He claims that he was unaware of the frigid temperature of his Ice Mocha or he would have taken better precautions with handling the beverage. The coffee shop owner said during our interview, "Anyone who doesn't know the temperature of a drink that has the word 'ice' in its name has much more important things to worry about than a moment of discomfort due to his own negligence. He sustained no physical harm, there were no damages to his vehicle or possessions except a brown stain on his pants, which I am sure is something he is used to."
Man Arrested for Sexually Assaulting Female ManikinAugust 19, 2002 - Georgia, USAA man resembling a giant kid was arrested Thursday for sexually assaulting a manikin at a women’s fashion outlet store. Store clerks describe how the man made several trips past the manikin, and then went up onto the podium where he commenced to fondle the manikin’s breasts. When questioned about the incident, he said "I couldn't help it, she had the nicest set of tits I’ve seen in a long time."
Impolite Movie Goer Beaten To DeathAugust 12, 2002 - Michigan, USAMovie enthusiast Brad Densley was admitted to the emergency room of a local Michigan hospital Thursday evening, and was later pronounced dead. This was after being brutally beaten in a movie theatre for answering his mobile phone during a pivotal moment in the movie's plot. Right away the whimsical monotone song the cell phone rang to immediately started people hissing and moving around in their seats. "As soon as I heard Jingle Bells from across the theatre in mid August, I wanted to hurt someone." said one audience member with a notable look of anger and hatred in his face. But when Mr. Densley then answered the phone, began talking pleasantries in an almost normal voice and proceeded to relay a shopping list to his wife, the audience went absolutely nuts. "It was when he started with the shopping list and he got down to the third item which was, I dunno, milk or something. I really wanted to stick that phone up his ass. Everyone started plowing over rows of seats to get to the guy and ring his neck, including myself." commented one person involved in the beating. "From the moment I saw him in the front lobby I knew he was an arrogant loser from his ill coordinated NY Yankees hat and LA Lakers t-shirt." Stated one man who was able to get a few kidney shots into Mr. Densley before leaving the theatre in disgust on Thursday. When interviewing the wife of Mr. Densley she stated, "This sort of thing has happened before and each time I was beyond embarrassed. But I never thought it would escalate from minor fist fights and kicking matches to the point where he looses his life. I am disappointed that the theatre staff looked the other way and did nothing to prevent my husband's death, with one usher in fact joining in on the beatings." Six men and two women were later charged and sentenced to appear in court, eleven others were issued warnings.
Airlines Take Cost Cutting to New LowsAugust 5, 2002 - Mississippi, USAIn an effort to cut costs, major airlines are resorting to cutting back even the smallest of items to curb expenditures. One in particular is the removal of barf bags on flights commencing August. "Annual savings are expected to exceed $450,200US", stated investor relations manager Carol Bauer, "The small percentage who actually use them are increasing ticket prices for the rest." But outraged motion sickness prone travelers had a less enthusiastic view of the matter. "I guess I will just have to hurl onto the meal tray. Frankly, based on my last flight, I don't think the Sautéed Pork and vegetable melody will look much different if I did." said one angry traveler. When the airlines were asked what they expected passengers to do in the event of motion sickness they replied, "Users of our planes who are prone to such sensitivities should bring with them preventative medicines and appropriate containers, we are not operating a flying hospital."
Man Never Misses Trip To Gym For 5 YearsJuly 29, 2002 - Florida, USAIn an attempt to force himself into a healthy routine of exercise, a Florida man hired a hit man to kill him if he failed to show up to any of his 3 weekly workouts for the past 5 years. "At first I thought the ridiculous membership fees and that ludicrous up front joining fee would make me workout so I wouldn't waste the money - but that didn't work. Within weeks I was coming up with all sorts of lame pathetic excuses not to go. So I decided that if money wouldn't promote me to go, losing my life would. The hit man idea has worked like a charm, maybe even too good. There were some times that I truly would have preferred not to go, like that time I had bronchial asthmatic pneumonia. I've never had so much dark green mucus running down my face in my life, you should have seen that treadmill afterwards. But with all its ups and downs, my only complaint lately is that what I originally thought were expensive gym fees have been over shadowed by the high cost of the hit man. Now that I want to stop, I can't because I told him to shoot me if I told him I wanted to give up."
random facts that are a little out there...
-Drivers kill more deer than hunters.
-Currently, 70% of U.S. businesses do NOT have a website.
-Dog owners in Turin, Italy can be fined up to $650 if they don't walk their dog at least three times a day!
-If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
-China has more English speakers than the United States.
-Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray.
-The average French citizen eats 500 snails per year (thats just nasty)
-More people have a phobia of frogs than rats.
-Coffee drinkers have sex more frequently than non-coffee drinkers.
-In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
-The average coach airline meal costs the airline $4.00. The average first class meal: $50. ...kinda makes u wonder
-Mark Twain didn't even make it through elementary school.
-Pain travels through your body at 350 ft. per second.
and with that i'm done for the day..i think...yeah im bored...
guess who is bored at work again...
| The Biggest Hair Color Survey Ever--Only take this if you're pretty bored |
| General - Just to get the basics down |
| Are you a male or female?: | female |
| How long is your hair?: | too short (above my shoulders) |
| Is it strait or curly?: | curly but i like making it straight |
| Anything else about your hair other than the color?: | its a pain in the butt |
| Now about color.. |
| What color(s) is your hair currently?: | brown |
| Is it natural?: | yup |
| If not, how long has it been that color?: | |
| What color do you wish it was?: | blonde |
| What is your natural hair color?: | brown...didnt u already ask me that |
| What is your favorite hair color (on yourself)?: | blonde streaks and highlinghts |
| on the opposite sex?: | dont matta |
| Have you ever... |
| Have you ever dyed your hair in any way?: | yup |
| Dyed your hair one solid color?: | yup |
| Colored your hair yourself?: | yup |
| Gone natural?: | yup |
| Highlighted your hair?: | yup |
| Lowlighted your hair?: | yup |
| Had streaks in your hair?: | yup |
| Had more than two different colors in your hair at once?: | yup |
| More than three?: | um actually yeah haha |
| Dyed your hair an unnatural color?(other than red/blonde/brown/etc.) What?: | nope |
| wished you could color your hair but weren't allowed to?: | nope |
| Messed up your hair really badly by coloring it?: | haha yup |
| Gotten your hair colored by a stylist?: | yup |
| and thought you paid too much?: | nope it was well worth it |
| dyed your hair to look like someone else?: | haha heck no |
| dyed your hair so that you wouldn't look like someone else?: | haha hhmmm no |
| (helped) color someone else's hair?: | i do my lil sisters hair all the time |
| and messed up?: | nope |
| gone somewhere (party, etc) just to show off a new hairstyle?: | ha yeah |
| Colored your hair to try to impress the opposite sex?: | nope |
| to impress someone a specific person from the opposite sex?: | nope |
| liked someone for their hair (color)?: | not really |
| liked someone only after they colored their hair?: | nope |
| wished someone would dye their hair?: | nope |
| dyed your hair and had no one notice it?: | yup |
| changed your hair drastically, like black to platinum blonde? (explain): | yeqah it got chopped recently into extreme layers and i hate it |
| This or that |
| Streaks or solid color?: | streaks |
| highlights or lowlights?: | highlights |
| blonde or brown?: | blonde |
| light red or dark red?: | light red |
| Jet black or platinum blonde?: | platinum blonde |
| normal colors or punky colors?: | normal colors |
| do-it-yourself or at the salon?: | at the salon |
| hot pink or lime green?: | neither but if i must hot pink |
| intense or subtle?: | intense |
| natural or colored?: | colored |
| electric blue or light purple?: | haha light purple, itll go with the hot pink lol |
| thin streaks or chunky streaks?: | chunky streaks |
| stands out or fits in?: | stands out |
| Random other stuff |
| How many times have you colored your hair (or got it colored)?: | i have lost count |
| Do you usually enjoy seeing hair changes?: | yes except this last time |
| What is the longest you've ever spent getting your hair colored?: | hhmm that would be almost 3 hours |
| How old were you when you first got your hair colored?: | 8th grade |
| Who/What convinced you to do it the first time?: | myself |
| What is the first color(s) you ever dyed your hair?: | blonde |
| Do you ever wish you had never started coloring your hair?: | no |
| How frequently do you usually dye your hair?: | i havent in around 2 years it is time for a change |
| How soon do you plan to color your hair again?: | actually fairly soon |
| What is the next color(s) you plan put in your hair?: | blonde |
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so did i give you the wrong impression or what...
so if you go on my myspace page you can clearly see two things...i am happily in a relationship and i am most definately not bi or a lesbian..at least so i think. well i got a friend request a few weeks ago froma girl named erin, i thought it was someone that it wasnt...no biggie..well she emails me like 2 or 3 days ago and tells me she is bi and would like to have drinks with her and get to "know each other a little more"...im like..say what...um hello did u even look at the picture on my page...im certainly not single and i really dont think i come across as bi or a lesbian...or do i...i dont know this girl must jst be desperate...but it was really really strange..anyways thats my first post...im sure i will have more later on in the week for you =)
my new blog...
so i am starting a new blog...my other blog i want to start to focus more on God and more on topics that relate to my friends and relationships...this one i want to focus on random happenings in my life and just other weird and sponanteous things i feel i should blog about...so get ready the 1st official post is whack!
